Eric M.'s definitions

Stealth Creampie

Secretly cumming inside the girl without asking

My ex girlfriend is still pissed about that Stealth Creampie i gave her a while ago.

by Eric M. July 20, 2008

face mullet

A goatee. This pattern of facial hair, out of style since the US Civil War, has made a strong comeback in the early 21st century, replacing the venerable mullet haircut as a favored form of self expression (second only to tattoos) amoung those who wear "wife-beater" T-shirts and watch cars with numbers on them go around in circles. Thus, it has been dubbed "The Mullet of the 21st Century."

google NASCAR, country music, or Budweiser and you'll get plenty of examples of the face mullet.

by Eric M. December 31, 2008