Definitions by Erected Avocado

Prostitute Shower

A feeble attempt to wash oneself because of intoxication, a lack of facilities, or disrespect for personal hygiene. This act focuses only on tits, pits, slits, and where one shits.

You smell like ass, puke, and cheap cologne! Take a prostitute shower before your man comes over in 10 minutes!

Prostitute Shower by Erected Avocado April 5, 2026