Definitions by Erect Shaft

Vampire's Popsicle 

A frozen Vampire's Teabag (used bloody tampon) that forms a nutritious iron rich snack.

'I was hungry so i took a vampire's popsicle out of the freezer and started sucking it, it melted and the bloody juices dribbled dowm my chin.'

Vampire's Popsicle by Erect Shaft January 30, 2006

Chocolate Pussy 

Clumps of clotted dry period blood caught in the vaginal pubes, this is usually due to a lack of post period vaginal washing.

'man i licked her pussy and noticed she had chocolate pussy and i threw up all over her quim'

Chocolate Pussy by Erect Shaft January 30, 2006