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Professionally Homeless

The ability to fall asleep at any point anywhere at any time and be relatively comfortable.
“John just conked out on my love seat, no blanket or pillow.”

“Yeah he’s professionally homeless. Just give it enough time he could be asleep on safety net made of razor wire.”
by EpicBobLord February 8, 2026
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