Epic Man Dougal's definitions

Drymax

A drymax is when a man reaches climax during sexual stimulation, but does not ejaculate any fluids.

Dude 1: I was pounding this chick last night, but I didn't ask her to stay, she only made me Drymax.

Dude 2: Ah, I would've thrown her out in street!

by Epic Man Dougal January 17, 2019

Diddling

The act of public mastrubation whilst wearing a paper bag with a frowny face adorned over it.

"Oh god, did you see that sicko diddling himself in the street?!"

by Epic Man Dougal September 25, 2018