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East Parkland Goons

The goonest of the goons str8 outta the 954 on the East side of Parkland, FL living anywhere east of the Equestrian Center, mainly on the outskirts of Hillsboro Blvd (aka "PoolLand"). Most, if not all, rep' Riverglades Elementary.

They tend to hang around Teramar park and open cribs, but mainly the local community pools where they light up and roll face on a nightly basis. It's also not uncommon for Epg's to fight eachother, leave an outing with a new piercing or two, or get with underaged middle schoolers. All in the name of swag, of course.

Epg$~
Omg bro, the Epg's go so hard! I saw some stoggin' on their way to cop a bottle from the Mobil down the street with their fakes before they ran a train on a 12 year old.

Damn, if only I was Epg! The Epg lifestyle's just too swag for me...
by Epg4Lyfe August 15, 2011
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