1 definition by Enid Eats Squid

twinches

When you're so drunk you can't see two freackin' inches in front of your face.

Bernard drank way too much last night, he couldn't see twinches.

No more shots for me I can't call a cab with twinches.

Do not let me drink to the twinches, I have to work in the morning.

by Enid Eats Squid February 4, 2010