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Definitions by EnglishDictionary edition 2025

Pentesexual 

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A man identifying as heterosexual who can often be identified by his unchanging fashion sense of “short back and sides” haircut with a moustache and beard, tight jeans and shirt. They typically attend Pentecostal mega churches and hang out in packs. Within these packs there is usually a hierarchy of alpha males who frequently adopt a posture of standing with their eyes closed, and swaying on their feet with their arms raised.
My brother is a pentesexual.
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Pentesexual 

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A man identifying as heterosexual who can often be identified by his unchanging fashion sense of “short back and sides” haircut with a moustache and beard, tight jeans and shirt. They typically attend Pentecostal mega churches and hang out in packs. Within these packs there is usually a hierarchy of alpha males who frequently adopt a posture of standing with their eyes closed, and swaying on their feet with their arms raised.
My brother is a pentesexual.
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