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Poop Robber

There's this guy that hides in bathrooms and he steals your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush.
My mom told me about him, when I didn't flush.
Mom - "Be careful, Jim"
Jim - "Why?"
Mom - "There's a poop robber might be in the bathroom and he might try to steal your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush."
by Encyclopoopie Buttanica May 14, 2010
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wipe fuck

running your dick between somebody's ass cheeks after they've taken a shit and rubbing your shitty dick on their asshole without attempting any actual insertion.
Wipe fuck me before my shit gets cold, Carlos.
by Encyclopoopie Buttanica May 14, 2010
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