Emperor Zoltan the great's definitions

Carbon Footprint Corncob

The corncob lodge up the ass of the Anthropogenic climate change fanatics.

"You know every time you drive your SUV Gaia dies a little more."
" You need to pull that Carbon Footprint Corncob out of your ass. Why don't you take a cruise and relax?"
"Do you know how much carbon a cruise ship puts into our sky's?"
" I rest my case."

by Emperor Zoltan the great December 16, 2008