1 definition by Emperor Zoltan the great

The corncob lodge up the ass of the Anthropogenic climate change fanatics.
"You know every time you drive your SUV Gaia dies a little more."
" You need to pull that Carbon Footprint Corncob out of your ass. Why don't you take a cruise and relax?"
"Do you know how much carbon a cruise ship puts into our sky's?"
" I rest my case."
by Emperor Zoltan the great November 30, 2008
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