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Tewksbury

A small town in northern Massachusetts where people from Lowell come to buy groceries. Seriously. Have you been to the meat department at the Market Basket in Lowell recently, with their expire-next-day meat? It's fucking horrifying.
Tewksbury is also the headquarters of Market Basket's owners, which is probably why their meat department doesn't suck quite so much.
by Emperor Joshmaul July 16, 2009
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