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D'Arcy

An extremely handsome man with uncanny drumming abilities. To be watched carefully due to his habit of taking over the world every 3014 years, ruling over it for 9 months before getting bored and leaving again.
It has been 3013 years, 11 months and 27 days since the last D'Arcy Domination and D'Arcy Laws.
Beware.

D'Arcy Law 1: In the year 1031 BC, D'Arcy decreed that all terrible musicians and lyricists should be eradicated. This resulted in the planet's sole music source being D'Arcy's minstrel band Catapulting Towards Tamareth.

by Emmunny February 14, 2010