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If sex
hair
means what a girl's hair looks
like
after sex then sex mustache is what a mustache looks
like
after sex.
To a
guy
with a messy
mustache
: "Dude you have
wicked
sex mustache going on right now."
A mustache, post mustache ride.
sex mustache
by
Emma Mara
November 20, 2013
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