2 definitions by Emily Valentine

The shot you take at the bar before you walk home during the winter.
I'm going to go up to the bar to order my Midwest Uber home.
by Emily Valentine January 23, 2022
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A two faced bitch; she is so fucking annoying she makes you want to throw yourself in front of a bus. Steals friends and boyfriends. She treats people like shit. She also will touch you and make your feel uncomfortable, tries to be the center of attention. Thinks she's a great singer, when really sounds like a dying frog giving birth to a whale.
Guy: Emily chapman got a really bad part in the play

Guy #2: yeah it's cause she has a sucky voice.

Girl: Emily chapman stole my boyfriend

Girl #2: She's a piece of trashskank and does that all the time. She's the biggest bitch you'll ever meet.
by Emily Valentine January 6, 2014
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