Definitions by Em Dash

Cartwheel Distance 

Better than walking distance

Guy: Let's go to my place....

Tabitha: Where do live?

Guy: Close.

Tabitha: Walking distance?

Guy: Better!

Tabitha: Cartwheel distance?

Cartwheel Distance by Em Dash March 10, 2011

Tarlaud

General insult

Things were going just fine till this tarlaud showed up.

Tarlaud by Em Dash January 24, 2011