Definitions by Elvis Wearing a Bra

Simpson Twins 

Jessica Simpson's breasts.

The movie, "The Dukes of Hazzard," featured Johnny Knoxville and the Simpson Twins.

Simpson Twins by Elvis Wearing a Bra September 3, 2005

Baptist hand job 

A masturbatory act in which the penis is stimulated to erection, but not to ejaculation.

Peggy Sue allowed Cletus a Baptist hand job during their courtship, thinking that it wasn't sex but kept him on the line.

Baptist hand job by Elvis wearing a bra July 21, 2005