Baptist hand job

A masturbatory act in which the penis is stimulated to erection, but not to ejaculation.
Peggy Sue allowed Cletus a Baptist hand job during their courtship, thinking that it wasn't sex but kept him on the line.
by Elvis wearing a bra July 07, 2005
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Simpson Twins

Jessica Simpson's breasts.
The movie, "The Dukes of Hazzard," featured Johnny Knoxville and the Simpson Twins.
by Elvis Wearing a Bra August 11, 2005
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