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douche-tard
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a
compound word
consisting of
the parts
: douche and tard (
condensed
version of retard)
Our
substitute teacher
spent 10 minutes
trying to
pronounce the word "sedimentary". What an
illiterate
douche-tard.
douche-tard
by
Elliott Webb
November 22, 2004
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