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City hidden in Florida, near Miami. This city, originally part of the Everglades, now contains an overabundance of townhouses and middle schools. Population: 50% Venezuelan, 49% Colombian, 1% other. City is also known as "Doralzuela" or "Drugal" because of the excess of Venezuelans and the constant use of supposed "drugs" by stupid kids. Bcause of this the cops swarm by the dozens when even the smallest thing happens. Most of the residents tend to bathe in money, sleep in money and feed themselves money. Every kid has an iPhone and by highschool, they've probably already owned 2 cars. Parties get raided within 2 minutes which causes all the cool kids cry because there's nothing else to do in this city, anyway. Everyone's mother has undergone plastic surgery atleast once. The guys are very metrosexual, the girls are bitches. No one speaks english, no one uses turn signals. Doral is the worst excuse for a city. Ever.
THIS might seem bad, but atleast we're not in Doral.
by Ellie Higginbottom December 9, 2010
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