Eljefedahm's definitions

Rug Slug

Those gypsie like folk that roam the streets with their trendy parachute pants, patched sweaters and smelly dreadlocks with unbathed bodies and usually no shoes on their person. Know to flock to mountain towns on weekends in unusually large numbers in slow creepy vans from cities, to dwell on porches and ruin public beaches with their overgrown hula hooper girlfriends and horrible taste in music.

I've seen, smelt and picked up dog shit that smells better than that Rug Slug you brought home last night.

by Eljefedahm August 28, 2016