Eliot/Mike's definitions

P-Nog

Pornography

"Man, I'm lonely. I'm gonna go get me some p-nog."

by Eliot/Mike February 28, 2009

Noggin'

Looking at pornography, ie porNOGraphy. Usually pronounced "noggin", without the "g" at the end. Term derived as a way to avoid detection, much like p-nog.

Eliot: "Ya know Mike, I've been noggin' a lot lately."
Eliot's mom: "What does that mean?"
Eliot: "Oh, nothing."
Mike: *snickers*

by Eliot/Mike February 28, 2009