Hooting Devices

Occasionally useful code among men for a womans breasts.

"Did you see the Hooting Devices on Marcy?

"See them? Theyre already in the Spank Bank"

by Eli Karatchik May 21, 2010

Chameleon Eyes

When a womans breasts are misshapen to the point that their nipples face in wild directions. They tend to be so asymmetrical that they look like the eyes of a chameleon looking around.

"Damn! That chick Kristin is sexy as hell"
"Yeah, the lower half is great, but I hear she has chameleon eyes"
"What a waste"

by Eli Karatchik May 21, 2010