max payne

A person who remains unscathed after holding an exploding grenade, throwing molotov cocktails, and getting shot at close range with Berettas, Mac-11s, shotguns, and MP5s.
Max Payne dove out of the skyscraper, but he survived because he had 8 painkillers on him.
by Elgeoharris February 23, 2004
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Qusay and Uday

A pair of bullet-riddled corpses.
If I were one of the soldiers who stormed Uday and Qusay's shack, I would empty my clips at them, reload, then fire again at their dead asses.
by Elgeoharris December 12, 2003
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