Definitions by El doritos

The true Andres 

He is a bucktoothed male usually from Columbia who will usually make jokes involving him saying “I had sex with your sister” and if you say you don’t have a sister he will say “you’ll have one In 9 months” and his most famous quote is “pain is momentarily virginity is forever”

“You see THE TRUE ANDRES over there I heard he had sex with his sister”

The true Andres by El doritos November 1, 2021

Andres 

Usually has sex with his sister and is usually from Columbia and makes jokes about him having intercourse with your mom or sister and saying you don’t have a sister you’ll have one in 9 months and says HOT and said “hardness is temperary and virginity is forever”

“Andres has sex with his sister”

Andres by El doritos November 1, 2021

Andreas

A boys name that will usually have sex with his sister and is also called retarded

Andreas fucked his sister!

Andreas by El doritos November 1, 2021