Definitions by El Toro Queso
santorum special
When you are trying to engage in sex but are out of lube so you, or your partner, use diarrhea instead.
"Oh man, we are out of lube."
"It's okay, I had Taco Bell for lunch so you can get a Santorum Special.
"It's okay, I had Taco Bell for lunch so you can get a Santorum Special.
santorum special by El Toro Queso June 17, 2019