Jobbie Cake

A light pastry dish, comprised mainly of eggs, caster sugar, mascarpone cheese and human faeces.

Man: Waiter, im ready to order.
Waiter: Yes, sir. What shall you be having ?
Man: Might i have a slice of your delicious, jobbie cake ?
Waiter: Certainly sir excellent choice, made fresh - a house speciality, if i dont say so.

by El Scobo & Sir gammon of flaps December 04, 2009