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Definitions by El Quequito

Omar was amope after the soccer match because he missed two shots.
Amope by El Quequito March 2, 2023

nose surfing 

Wearing a protective face mask improperly by exposing the nose, leaving the nostrils free to expel germs.
Look at that woman nose surfing over there! Hey, Karen, get those little nostrils in the barn! What makes you think your germs aren’t infectious?!?

I can’t stand these nose surfers!
nose surfing by El Quequito April 4, 2021

greasweaty 

Adj. having skin that is simultaneously greasy and sweaty, especially when the sweat beads up on the skin similarly to water on a duck’s back
After playing in that baseball game in the Texas summer heat, my penis and scrotum were so greasweaty!
After walking up 12 flights of stairs in that building, I looked in the mirror to find that my forehead was completely greasweaty!
greasweaty by El Quequito July 14, 2019