Definitions by El Qbano

Assticles

When an old man's testicles hang so low that when he sits down, they end up in his ass.

In the locker room at the gym, I saw a guy with a bad case of assticles.

BEYOND RIDICULOUS, MORE RIDICULOUS THAN EVER.

THE FACT THAT THE YANKEES LOSS TO THE NATIONALS IS THE MOST BULLSHITTIEST BULLSHIT I EVER SEEN.