by El Papa November 09, 2007
The large mound of flesh - usually growing from the abdominal region - that causes one to believe they need to file a missing persons report on their own genitalia.
by El Papa July 08, 2005
Someone who perpetually has a scorching case of Herpes or some other form of VD. See "Paris Hilton".
Lindsey Lohan isn't a firecrotch because of her red pubes. She's a firecrotch because of that nasty case of herpes she got from scissor-fucking Paris Hilton.
by El Papa May 21, 2007