El Papa's definitions

firecrotch

Someone who perpetually has a scorching case of Herpes or some other form of VD. See "Paris Hilton".

Lindsey Lohan isn't a firecrotch because of her red pubes. She's a firecrotch because of that nasty case of herpes she got from scissor-fucking Paris Hilton.

by El Papa May 21, 2007

election

It's what evely asian male gets when watching poino frick....

I got an election ratching jenna jamerson!

by El Papa November 9, 2007

flabia

The large mound of flesh - usually growing from the abdominal region - that causes one to believe they need to file a missing persons report on their own genitalia.

Man.. thanks to this flabia I haven't seen my own penis in three years.

by El Papa July 8, 2005