Urban Dictionary: Definitions by El Gringo the third

Jewish Surprise

Circumcising a man while he has passed out drunk. He then wakes up with a jewish surprise.

Why am I speaking Yiddish, oh mosseltoff! I've been hit by a jewish surprise!

The act of sitting on a woman's face with your testicles covering her eyes (like a blindfold) then proceeding to take a dump on her head.

I just gave that woman a mexican blindfold and she enjoyed it.

While shagging a girl doggy-style, place your thumbs in either side of her mouth with your fingers pointing up like antlers.

I gave her a good stagging last night. You've been stagged. Her head would look good on my wall.

Taking a crap in a person's slippers so that when they put them on in the morning, the landmine goes off.