Definitions by El Gringo Del Mingo
greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot!
Poor people shop at Wal-Mart. Poor people have poor cars. Poor cars leak a lot of oil. (Don't believe me? Check the grease pools in the empty spaces of your local Wal-Mart.)
greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot! by El Gringo Del Mingo July 13, 2010
dead elephant
A sports team, player, boss, or coworker that's so incompetent, they stink like the rotting corpse of a dead elephant.
I've been a fan of theirs since Roberto Clemente roamed Forbes Field, but today's dead elephant Pittsburgh Pirates are the laughing stock of MLB.
dead elephant by El Gringo Del Mingo July 7, 2010