Definitions by El Capitan....

foot slapper

One who cannot drive, and does not use public transport

Bro, look at all those foot slappers out in the rain

foot slapper by El Capitan.... March 31, 2021

tariq’d 

When a person is beyond drunk and appears to be slightly to moderately retarded or mentally disabled.

Or;
Used to describe a hillbilly family that are quite clearly interbred.

Or;
A person who appears like they’ve dropped 3 pills and thinks they’re in space.

Me: Mate I’m getting Tariq’d tonight!
Joe: We’re going fullyTariq’d mate.

Me: That women and her family are definitely a bunch of Tariq’s

Me: I just dropped 3 pills, can’t feel my face, are we on the moon?

tariq’d by El Capitan.... December 18, 2017