Definitions by El Asto

Isoscuse 

An excuse able to be executed as the result of The Virus.

I couldn’t buy a present because, you know, pandemic = Isoscuse
Sorry I can’t return your <insert borrowed item> because I can’t leave the house = Isoscuse.
I can’t take the dog for a walk because I can’t find a face mask to fit him = Isoscuse

Isoscuse by El Asto April 8, 2020