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by Ejaculator machine November 5, 2020
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TED HILL

A pornstar who will cum inside of you at the very sight of each other, your bra will come off as soon as he looks at it. Your bed may be black now but after he gets on you it will be white forever. His massive horse cock which will not fit in your mouth and his muscly abs that you will want to suck forever. His mum has already taken him so you cant get on him yet. 69 times is his cum record for one day and is the winner of the Guinness World Record for the longest cum shot 21 year running with a massive 69 meters.
Oh my Gosh, look its TED HILL oh wait, IM NAKED AAAHHH.
by Ejaculator machine November 3, 2020
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