1 definition by Einstein the 3rd

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1. A large, cavernous asshole similar to the caldera in a volcano; a hot, steamy, wide vagina


2.dropping a large and expensive item in public, due to physical weakness, causing extreme humiliation
1. Diarrhea erupted out of Erick's calderon like hot magma out of a volcano.

2. He was upset with himself after calderoning his second computer monitor in one year
by Einstein the 3rd August 30, 2008
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