Definitions by Eian Anderson

Ben 

*ring ring*
"Ben?"
...
"Oh ho ho"
...
"No."
...
*Hangs up*

"Ben?"

Ben by Eian Anderson April 1, 2022

That ain't going nowhere 

A term said by dads across America when they fasten something down and smack it to prove its static placement.

*drill noises*
*smacks object*
"That ain't going nowhere:"

That ain't going nowhere by Eian Anderson May 30, 2021