Eian Anderson's definitions

Ben

*ring ring*
"Ben?"
...
"Oh ho ho"
...
"No."
...
*Hangs up*

"Ben?"

by Eian Anderson April 1, 2022

That ain't going nowhere

A term said by dads across America when they fasten something down and smack it to prove its static placement.

*drill noises*
*smacks object*
"That ain't going nowhere:"

by Eian Anderson May 30, 2021