Effington's definitions

IIRC

Acronym for If I Remember (Recall, if you whiff yer own farts) Correctly.

Normal Person: I had pizza for dinner yesterday, IIRC.
Wee Posho: IIRC, I believe I had plate of smoked salmon with couscous, with some caviar and toast on the side.

by Effington September 16, 2018