muppeting

(verb) to finger-fuck a small person so vigorously that through the combined motion or their own climax, they flail around and yelp like a muppet. The person fingering is the muppeter, the person being fingered is the muppetee. Past tense: muppeted.

I hooked up with Janine last night. She was so into it I ended up muppeting her.

by Edward Lindemunder November 29, 2005