Definitions by Edward Franklin

Crabass 

One who is being a complete retard for no apparent reason, also quite similar to asshat.

May also mean one who is a jerk about nothing.

"Damn, Steve is being a real crabass about his fridge, wouldn't let me get near it"

Crabass by Edward Franklin January 1, 2004

Assmaster 

Two Possible Meanings
1. Either the ability to get ass from all women, therefore becoming master of the ass, can be applied as a form of admiration or possibly an insult (usually both).

2. Or a term for one who is skilled in the buttsex, may be applied to homosexuals.

1. "The Assmaster is out again"

2. "Yeah Steve is a real Assmaster isn't he?"

Assmaster by Edward Franklin January 1, 2004