Dirty Mumaw

When you are jerking off and you fart. You then huff the fart and that makes you blow your load!

When my wife isn't home, I love to give myself a Dirty Mumaw.

by Edi Bowl February 21, 2009

The McCarty Swipe

When you are taking a dump before taking a shower and instead of using toilet paper to wipe, you just go into the shower, soap up your hand, and use your hand to wipe your ass.

I ran out of toilet paper this morning, so I just pulled The McCarty Swipe instead.

by Edi Bowl February 21, 2009