Definitions by Edi Bowl

Dirty Mumaw 

When you are jerking off and you fart. You then huff the fart and that makes you blow your load!

When my wife isn't home, I love to give myself a Dirty Mumaw.

Dirty Mumaw by Edi Bowl February 21, 2009

The McCarty Swipe 

When you are taking a dump before taking a shower and instead of using toilet paper to wipe, you just go into the shower, soap up your hand, and use your hand to wipe your ass.

I ran out of toilet paper this morning, so I just pulled The McCarty Swipe instead.

The McCarty Swipe by Edi Bowl February 21, 2009