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When you are hammering the ol’ lady or a sweet woman of the night from behind, without warning you blow it on her back, take the glitter you tried to rub off from the strip club you were at earlier and throw it on the aftermath
Came home from the strip club, hard up but saw I had glitter all over had to get rid of it so I northwest farkled her..learned it in portland, said it it was from the kids birthday party we had the same day…no questions asked
by Eddy the eagle January 6, 2026
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