Dog Toyed

All fucked up, like a chewed up dog toy

Dude, you look dog toyed, get some sleep and a shave

by Eddie O Spaghetti O June 26, 2009

Turtling

When you have to shit and can feel the brown bread coming out of the old ass oven.

I got turtling, if i dont get to a bathroom soon I'm gonna shit my Dickies.

by Eddie O Spaghetti O January 07, 2009

doucheguns

saying hi to people with a wink and holding hand up to resemble a gun

Wow, he walked in with a bottle of that Danny Devito lemoncello crap he has cases of and gave me the doucheguns

by Eddie O Spaghetti O December 08, 2009

Astoreolas

A woman with exceptional nipple hard on that is visible in Astoria, Queens.

I heard that chicks Astoreolas are as smooth as Tony Bennetts voice.

by Eddie O Spaghetti O December 10, 2009

trackingmypackage

When a girl really wants you to fuck her

Helen has been trackingmypackage for weeks now, think i will fuck her on my birthday

( said all Brooklynish in one word like Feggetaboutit)

by Eddie O Spaghetti O February 04, 2009