Definitions by Eddie O Spaghetti O

trackingmypackage 

When a girl really wants you to fuck her

Helen has been trackingmypackage for weeks now, think i will fuck her on my birthday

( said all Brooklynish in one word like Feggetaboutit)

trackingmypackage by Eddie O Spaghetti O February 4, 2009

Turtling 

When you have to shit and can feel the brown bread coming out of the old ass oven.

I got turtling, if i dont get to a bathroom soon I'm gonna shit my Dickies.

Turtling by Eddie O Spaghetti O January 7, 2009

Breasturrection 

Becoming re- attracted to your wifes' nipples after several chidren and years of marriage.

I love my wifes nipples again, i tell ya, they came back from the dead, its a Breasturrection!

Breasturrection by Eddie O Spaghetti O December 23, 2008

Cumburn 

When a man ejaculates so many times he gets a work out burn, but within his cock.

Yo man I had so much sex last night i got cumburn today.

Cumburn by Eddie O Spaghetti O December 22, 2008

Freeze Your Eggs 

Relax, slow down, show patience.....as in a woman freezing her eggs for future pregnancy

You don't even graduate this year, you need to Freeze Your Eggs yo

Freeze Your Eggs by Eddie O Spaghetti O April 11, 2008