You and 5 of your friends at a sleepover prank calling the suicide hot line at 3 in the morning.
How a suicide prank call usually goes:
Daniel: I’ve been having dark thoughts lately.
Operator: We all have dark thoughts sometimes.
Daniel: Especially when my uncle is 6 inches inside of me.
Operator: Wait, what?
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Suicide Prank Call
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That old man Mr.Jenkins across the street.
Bobby: Hey Timmy! Want to come to my house after school?
Timmy: Hell no, that pedo Mr.Jenkins lives next to you. I’m not getting my butt touched today.
