Pedo

That old man Mr.Jenkins across the street.

Bobby: Hey Timmy! Want to come to my house after school?
Timmy: Hell no, that pedo Mr.Jenkins lives next to you. I’m not getting my butt touched today.

by Ecua73 October 30, 2019

PS5

What most guys will sell their bodies for.

John: Dude I heard Nate sold his body to get the PS5
Mark: Can't really blame him.

by Ecua73 October 18, 2020

Suicide Prank Call

You and 5 of your friends at a sleepover prank calling the suicide hot line at 3 in the morning.

How a suicide prank call usually goes:
Daniel: I’ve been having dark thoughts lately.
Operator: We all have dark thoughts sometimes.
Daniel: Especially when my uncle is 6 inches inside of me.
Operator: Wait, what?

by Ecua73 December 01, 2019