Definitions by Earvin Johnson

Parking Lot It 

When you arrive at a public event, (movie, piano recital, PTA meeting, etc.) and can’t bare to make it through sober, so you full send hard liquor in the parking lot after you arrive to get a nice drunk on.

Hey honey, do you want to parking lot it at Emily’s dance recital? It’s gonna be a shit show.

Parking Lot It by Earvin Johnson January 6, 2020