1 definition by Earnie the escort van

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Someone who believes the best automobile ever made is a pre 1999 ford escort van.Usually they will drive it to destruction , regularly tinkering with it to keep it on the road and clipping it on small bridges occasionally !
My brother had escort syndrome !
by Earnie the escort van March 27, 2013
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