Definitions by EViLC

bernardo 

Canadian rhyming slang for "retarded", as in "retardo-bernardo". Retarded, in the sense of "needlessly lame" as opposed to "mentally deficient".

Dude #1: "The client wants three days' worth of revisions without extra billing."

Dude #2: "Bernardo."

bernardo by EVILC November 5, 2005

Anus Burger 

A tasty delight derived from ones anus.

I went to Dairy Queen and got muhself a anusburger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yummy Yummy Shitty Good!!

Anus Burger by EViLC December 3, 2003