Definitions by EL QBANO

Assticles 

When an old man's testicles hang so low that when he sits down, they end up in his ass.

In the locker room at the gym, I saw a guy with a bad case of assticles.

Assticles by El Qbano May 1, 2014

BULLSHITTIEST BULLSHIT 

BEYOND RIDICULOUS, MORE RIDICULOUS THAN EVER.

THE FACT THAT THE YANKEES LOSS TO THE NATIONALS IS THE MOST BULLSHITTIEST BULLSHIT I EVER SEEN.

BULLSHITTIEST BULLSHIT by EL QBANO June 25, 2009