1 definition by EAST BELFAST PROTESTANT

The fenian is a fithy breed from northern ireland who support groups like IRA/Sinn Fein, INLA, RIRA etc whose aim was to kill innocent protestants. You can tell a fenian and a protestant apart because protestants are clean and because a fenians eyes are very close together. One way of telling a fenian for those who are not sure is to do the KEY HOLE test. Basically you ask a fenian to look through the key hole at you and if you can see both his/her eyes then they are a fenian, they should then be beaten to a pulp with a blunt implement (make sure you have a shower afterwards)highly toxic!!!
Most fenians have been buggered or fingered by there local priest and don't mind when a priest is arrested and put in jail for these sick offences. Instead of being disgusted like the rest of the normal people in the world they support the priest/buggerer and send him up cigarettes, alcohol, gay porn mags, an phoblact and a 9mm browning pistol to hold for the IRA.
The fenian has a laughable style that consists of skinhead haircuts with a fringe, bumfluff moustaches, missing teeth, cheap fake gold necklaces and massive pikey/gypsy earings and they were nike air max with everything(they think they're cool LOL)and thats just the girls.
A protestant teaches their kids love and respect and encourages them to work hard and provide for their family,
A fenian however teaches their kids to steal, joyride, not to work and rape elderly people.
A fenian hates the british, but ironically takes his/her brew every week from the british.
A fenian has no respect for the dead and can be seen at funerals wearing celtic tops, tracksuits, jeans and air max. A protestant wears a suit etc
prod "you're a fenian"
fenian " how do you know"
Prod " apart from your stench, hideous haircut, missing teeth, laughable moustache, cheap jewellery, fake designer gear, nike air max trainers and celtic top, you're eyes are far too close together, you soap dodging roman".
by EAST BELFAST PROTESTANT March 12, 2007
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