4 definitions by E. Jaculate
An amazingly sexy and really tall guy. With abs. Also used as an adjective for someone you look up to.
by E. Jaculate December 7, 2012
The act of impaling someone with your dick through the ass/pussy and out the mouth like Vlad the Impaler
Person 1: Omg I’m so sore from last night
Person 2: What did he do to you?
Person 1: We tried vladding and it ruined me
Person 2: What did he do to you?
Person 1: We tried vladding and it ruined me
by E. Jaculate July 30, 2022
The act of smothering someone’s body with mayonnaise in a sexual scenario. Usually performed on the balls or tits.
Person 1: I stink of eggs do you have any perfume
Person 2: Why do you smell of eggs?
Person 1: Me and my boyfriend tried Mayonnaise Muckiness last night so my tits smell like eggs
Person 2: Why do you smell of eggs?
Person 1: Me and my boyfriend tried Mayonnaise Muckiness last night so my tits smell like eggs
by E. Jaculate July 30, 2022
by E. Jaculate June 9, 2020