Definitions by E from the East.

Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater

The delicate art of getting a blowjob while shitting into someone's mouth.

Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater.
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Found some friends who could stand the smell.
And handle the fiery taste as well.

Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater by E from the East. April 3, 2009