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Definitions by Dystopian Willy guys

Butt cheese

When you get sperm in your butt and it’s solidified the smell is described as rotten eggs if it comes out, it comes in a thick gooey substance
Bro, I need to clean my butt cheese

Mesopotamian honey bath

You have a sticky gang bang with honey it’s an ancient ritual. What goes back to 2335 BCE
Sargon of Akkad had many Mesopotamian honey baths

Dystopian willy

The Dystopian Willy is when your so high that you think your penis is a weird shape or deformed
Bro I was so high that I had to a dystopian Willy